Typical responses I received when I visited India late last year.
Mom - You appear to have grown taller. (No complaints about that at all).
Dad - You look like you're taking good care of your health!!! (No complaints about that either).
Neighbor 1 (Mrs. Kumar) - You look nice and healthy now. (Calls out to my mom next) I know a girl in my family (This was the general response in the later part of my trip when I’d grown healthy eating good food and doing nothing other than watching TV)
Neighbor 2 (Mrs. Rajan) - (Calling out to my mom) Nimma huduga idda haage iddane. (Your son hasn’t changed one bit) (This was the general response in the early part of my trip)
Friend 1 (the emotional guy in any group) - Maaaan, I really missed you. I had a big crisis in my life. Needed a friend to talk to during that time. ?
Friend 2 (the one we could never tolerate) - So, what is your salary man? You must be earning in dollars. (No, I receive it in Rupees. I go to the Forex counter in the bank and get it exchanged for dollars).
Friend 3 - You haven’t changed one bit? You don’t even have a hint of an accent.
Friend 4,5,6,... - So, this is your treat right? ;-) Of Course!!!
Will update this post with more as I re-collect.
No offence meant to anyone who think they are being referred to here. Believe me, each of these responses were received as they were expected to be received. :-)